60 Years and It Still Hasn't Arrived T-Shirt

Sixty years. No update. No estimated delivery window. No explanation.

England have promised it's coming. Every four years without fail, the nation collectively checks the tracking, convinces itself it's just around the corner, and is met with nothing but silence and a slightly apologetic shrug from the defence.

Worse delivery than Evri. And everyone in this country knows exactly how bad that is.

For the fan who has been waiting since before they were born, inherited the hope from their parents, and will almost certainly be passing it on to the next generation. Wear it with the weary, unbreakable pride of someone who simply refuses to stop believing despite all available evidence.

Pairs perfectly with the matching mug and the rest of the World Cup range for the complete collection of good humoured, historically accurate England fan despair.

100% cotton, seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, and a tear out label. Comfortable, reliable, and guaranteed to actually arrive unlike some things we could mention.