This bottle is for carrying water, staying hydrated, and absolutely not rehashing what happened in the shootout. Whatever you do with it at the match, in the gym, or at your desk, the penalties are not part of the conversation. We've all agreed. It's done.
What we will say is that this bottle is aluminium, dishwasher safe, comes with two caps, and is BPA free. It will not bottle it at the crucial moment. Unlike some people. Who we are not naming. Because we don't talk about it.
Pairs perfectly with the matching mug and t-shirt for the full set of dignified, tight-lipped suffering.
Aluminium · Dishwasher safe · Two caps included · BPA free · Not microwave safe · The penalties remain unspoken
