Offensively Yours
It's Coming Home! (Finally) 400ml Water Bottle
It's Coming Home! (Finally) 400ml Water Bottle
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Stay hydrated for the moment we've all been waiting sixty years for.
Because when it finally happens, and it is finally happening, you are going to need fluids. The celebration alone will be dehydrating. The shouting, the crying, the calling everyone you know, the standing in the street hugging strangers. All of it requires proper hydration and this bottle has been built for exactly that moment.
Sixty years of waiting. Sixty years of four years of hope and ninety minutes of bollocks. Sixty years of pub car parks and penalties we don't talk about. And now this. The Finally bottle. The one nobody thought they'd live to see.
Fill it up. Hold it tight. Let it happen.
Aluminium, dishwasher safe, two caps included and BPA free. Reliable, durable, and absolutely ready for the greatest moment in English football history since the last time someone was old enough to remember it.
Pairs perfectly with the matching mug and t-shirt for the full Finally collection. The happiest ending to sixty years of well humoured suffering.
Aluminium · Dishwasher safe · Two caps included · BPA free · Not microwave safe · Finally. Absolutely finally.
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