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It's Coming Home 400ml Water Bottle

It's Coming Home 400ml Water Bottle

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Stay hydrated. Stay hopeful. In that order.

Because watching England is thirsty work. The tension. The near misses. The penalty shootouts you absolutely cannot watch but absolutely cannot look away from. You're going to need fluids.

This bottle is for the believer. The one who genuinely, hand on heart, thinks it's happening this time. Every time. Forever. England, every four years, without fail, without question, without any real supporting evidence whatsoever.

And yet. Here we are. Filling up the bottle. Believing again.

Aluminium, dishwasher safe, two caps included and BPA free, because the only thing that should be painful about this experience is the football itself.

Pairs perfectly with the matching mug and t-shirt for the full England fan survival kit.

Aluminium · Dishwasher safe · Two caps included · BPA free · Not microwave safe · Optimism not included but strongly recommended

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