Four Years of Hope... Ninety Minutes of Bollocks 400ml Water Bottle

Because the pain of watching England is a lot more bearable when you're hydrated.

Four years of belief. Four years of pre-tournament optimism. Four years of convincing yourself and everyone around you that this is genuinely the year. Then ninety minutes. Sometimes one hundred and twenty. Occasionally penalties. Always bollocks.

This bottle will outlast the hope. It always does.

Aluminium, dishwasher safe, and comes with two caps so you've got options. BPA free, because at least something about this experience should be good for you.

Pairs brilliantly with the matching t-shirt for the full kit of quiet, dignified despair.

Holds 400ml of liquid · Aluminium · Dishwasher safe · Two caps included · BPA free · Not microwave safe · Built to survive another tournament