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Football: The Sport Where Grown Adults Cry 400ml Water Bottle

Football: The Sport Where Grown Adults Cry 400ml Water Bottle

Regular price £14.50 GBP
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Technically for water. Emotionally, for something much heavier.

Because watching football is dehydrating work. The shouting. The sighing. The standing outside in a car park pulling yourself together before heading back in to face everyone. You need fluids. This bottle has you covered.

Take it to the match. Take it to the pub. Keep it on your desk as a quiet tribute to every ninety minutes that has ever broken you and the fact that you showed up again anyway.

Aluminium, dishwasher safe, two caps included and BPA free. Considerably more dependable than the back four.

Pairs perfectly with the matching mug and t-shirt for someone who takes their suffering seriously and would like the full set.

Aluminium · Dishwasher safe · Two caps included · BPA free · Not microwave safe · Tears not included

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