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Triathlon Wanker Mug

Triathlon Wanker Mug

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Swim. Bike. Run. Tell absolutely everyone about it.

For the person who set their alarm for 5am, trained in the rain, ate nothing but oat bars for six weeks, and will not let you forget it. Not even for a moment. Not even at a dinner party. Especially not at a dinner party.

They didn't just do a triathlon. They became a triathlon. It's their whole personality now and honestly, fair enough. That's a lot of swimming.

The perfect gift for the one in your life who responds to "how are you?" with their current PB. They'll laugh. Probably. They're very tired so it's hard to tell.

Glossy white, 11oz, dishwasher and microwave safe. Built for people who do hard things and require a decent brew afterwards.

11oz · Glossy ceramic · Dishwasher and microwave safe · PB not included

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