We Don't Talk About the Penalties Mug

Not now. Not ever. That's final.

Every England fan knows exactly which penalties this mug is referring to. There's no need to elaborate. There's no need to revisit. There's certainly no need to do a detailed breakdown of who stepped up, what happened, and in what order. We all lived it. We all remember. We don't talk about it.

What we do is make a brew, hold this mug, and carry on. Because that's what you do. You grieve quietly, you regroup, and you start believing again just in time for the next one.

The perfect gift for any England fan who has been here before and survived. Which is all of them.

Glossy white, 11oz, dishwasher and microwave safe. Unlike certain penalty takers, this mug will not let you down at the crucial moment.

11oz · Glossy ceramic · Dishwasher and microwave safe · The penalties are not up for discussion