No salary, no holiday pay, no say in the rota. Just full-time responsibility for feeding, opening doors on demand, and providing a lap on request. All for a cat who's never once said thank you.
This one's for anyone who's technically the owner but knows exactly who's really in charge.
Glossy white 11oz ceramic mug, unbothered cat on the front.
11oz · Glossy ceramic · Dishwasher and microwave safe · Duties never end
