{"product_id":"westford-bag-for-life-long-handles-its-not-me-tote","title":"It's Not Me... It's You Tote Bag (Natural)","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor carrying your stuff and your opinions simultaneously.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis is the bag for people who are done pretending. Done with the small talk, the forced smiles, and the situations they'd really rather not be in. Now they can broadcast that energy hands free, while also doing the weekly shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eCute little hearts included, because the message lands better with a bit of irony. It's not aggressive. It's just honest. With accessories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e100% cotton, 10 litre capacity, and long shoulder straps at 67cm so it actually sits properly rather than falling off every five minutes. Lightweight at 140gsm, which means it folds up small enough to stuff in another bag. Very practical for someone who has no time for nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ePairs brilliantly with the matching mug for a gift set that says exactly what needs saying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% cotton · 10 litre capacity · 67cm shoulder straps · 140gsm · Lightweight and reusable\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensively Yours","offers":[{"title":"Natural","offer_id":54110744740181,"sku":"W101-NAT","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/4292\/3861\/files\/mockup-20388e2b1ede95c987afe85320eed7fb.png?v=1781099107","url":"https:\/\/www.offensivelyyours.co.uk\/products\/westford-bag-for-life-long-handles-its-not-me-tote","provider":"Offensively Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}