{"product_id":"westford-bag-for-life-long-handles-its-not-me-tote-black","title":"It's Not Me... It's You Tote Bag (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor carrying your stuff and your opinions simultaneously. In black, obviously.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eSame message. More attitude. The natural version says it with a shrug. This one says it with a look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eFor people who are done pretending, done with the small talk, and have chosen to express that through their choice of bag. Respect, honestly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e100% cotton, 10 litre capacity, long shoulder straps at 67cm so it sits properly rather than sliding off every thirty seconds. Lightweight at 140gsm, folds up small, and goes with everything. Especially a mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ePairs brilliantly with the matching mug for a gift set that really commits to the bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eAvailable in natural too, if you want to say the same thing but slightly more gently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% cotton · 10 litre capacity · 67cm shoulder straps · 140gsm · Lightweight and reusable\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensively Yours","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":54110756569429,"sku":"W101-BLK","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/4292\/3861\/files\/mockup-1f07b6ab09732977e5a6e6e7b00c5a73.png?v=1781099312","url":"https:\/\/www.offensivelyyours.co.uk\/products\/westford-bag-for-life-long-handles-its-not-me-tote-black","provider":"Offensively Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}