{"product_id":"400ml-water-bottle-fetch-it-water-bottle","title":"Someone's Going to Have to Go and Fetch It 400ml Water Bottle","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ePacked and ready to go and get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eSixty years of waiting for a delivery that simply refuses to arrive. Sixty years of hope, belief, and checking the door every four years only to find nothing there. Enough is enough. Someone needs to go and fetch it and they're going to need to stay hydrated on the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis bottle is ready. Fill it up, grab your coat, and go and get it. Wherever it is. However long it takes. England fans have waited this long and they're not stopping now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eTake it to the match, take it to the pub, or keep it on your desk as a reminder that the mission is ongoing and the fetch is very much still scheduled.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eAluminium, dishwasher safe, two caps included and BPA free. Lightweight, durable, and absolutely prepared for whatever the next sixty years of tournament football throws at it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ePairs perfectly with the matching mug and t-shirt for the full set of determined, well hydrated, fetch ready England fan gear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eAluminium · Dishwasher safe · Two caps included · BPA free · Not microwave safe · Fetch in progress since 1966\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensively Yours","offers":[{"title":"Aluminium \/ White","offer_id":54134737502549,"sku":"400ml-WHI","price":14.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/4292\/3861\/files\/Leftside_Printing_21ecea12-cf82-49a8-b275-e316ad80a293.png?v=1781444853","url":"https:\/\/www.offensivelyyours.co.uk\/products\/400ml-water-bottle-fetch-it-water-bottle","provider":"Offensively Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}