{"product_id":"400ml-water-bottle-1966-called-water-bottle","title":"1966 Called. It's Still the Last Time. 400ml Water Bottle","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eStay hydrated through the historical disappointment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eSixty years of tournaments. Sixty years of hope, belief, and the quiet crushing realisation that 1966 is still sitting there, entirely alone, as England's only entry in the winner's column. And yet here we are again. Filled up and ready to go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eBecause that's what England fans do. We show up. We believe. We stay hydrated throughout the entire emotional ordeal and we come back next time with exactly the same level of misplaced optimism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eTake it to the pub. Take it to the match. Keep it on your desk as a daily reminder of both the hope and the historical record. It can handle both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eAluminium, dishwasher safe, two caps included and BPA free. More reliable than a penalty shootout and considerably better at delivering than sixty years of tournament football.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ePairs perfectly with the matching mug and t-shirt for the full 1966 collection of dignified, well hydrated despair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eAluminium · Dishwasher safe · Two caps included · BPA free · Not microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensively Yours","offers":[{"title":"Aluminium \/ White","offer_id":54128128917845,"sku":"400ml-WHI","price":14.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/4292\/3861\/files\/Leftside_Printing_909407a5-cec5-4ca9-9e09-1b54d5fde919.png?v=1781335512","url":"https:\/\/www.offensivelyyours.co.uk\/products\/400ml-water-bottle-1966-called-water-bottle","provider":"Offensively Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}