{"product_id":"11oz-mug-youredeadtousartwork","title":"Can't Believe You're Leaving Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGenuinely gutted. Obviously.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis is the mug for the colleague who made the job bearable. The one who knew where everything was, remembered everyone's birthdays, and somehow kept the whole place running while making it look effortless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThey're leaving. The place will absolutely fall apart. Everyone knows it. Nobody's saying it out loud except this mug, which has no filter and even less chill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA proper send-off for someone who deserves one. Far better than a supermarket cake and a whip-round card signed by people who can't spell their name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eGlossy white, 11oz, dishwasher and microwave safe. Just like them, built to last and impossible to replace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e11oz · Glossy ceramic · Dishwasher and microwave safe · One of a kind, and we all know it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensively Yours","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic \/ White","offer_id":54087450165589,"sku":"MUG-CER-WHI","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/4292\/3861\/files\/mockup-76a08f1b71cbf61cf994b8588632b810.png?v=1780842774","url":"https:\/\/www.offensivelyyours.co.uk\/products\/11oz-mug-youredeadtousartwork","provider":"Offensively Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}