{"product_id":"11oz-mug-youre-not-my-dog-mug","title":"You're Not My Dog, You Can't Tell Me What To Do Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou're not my dog. You can't tell me what to do.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eEvery family's got one. The self-appointed manager. The person who thinks a helpful suggestion is the same as an instruction, and gets a bit sniffy when you don't jump to it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis one's for whoever needs reminding that unless they're attached to a lead and getting walked twice a day, their opinion is just that. An opinion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGlossy white 11oz ceramic mug with a cheeky stretching dog on the front, because the message lands better with a bit of attitude behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e11oz · Glossy ceramic · Dishwasher and microwave safe · Not up for negotiation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensively Yours","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic \/ White","offer_id":54479054340437,"sku":"MUG-CER-WHI","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/4292\/3861\/files\/mockup-77a2e3f24ef3d6a61290aca343e04f07.png?v=1785168067","url":"https:\/\/www.offensivelyyours.co.uk\/products\/11oz-mug-youre-not-my-dog-mug","provider":"Offensively Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}