{"product_id":"11oz-mug-worlds-best-wanker-artwork","title":"World's Best Wanker Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's official. Globally recognised. The globe says so.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot just any wanker. Not a regional wanker, not a locally acclaimed wanker. The best one. On the entire planet. Certified in bold yellow lettering with the full weight of the world behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis is the mug you give to someone who has truly committed to the bit. The one who leans into it. Owns it. Probably already knew.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWorks brilliantly as a standalone gift or as the ultimate finishing touch to a full wanker collection alongside the Triathlon Wanker, Adventure Wanker, and Wanker Fuel mugs. A complete set for the complete wanker in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eGlossy white, 11oz, dishwasher and microwave safe. Because greatness deserves to be celebrated. Apparently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e11oz · Glossy ceramic · Dishwasher and microwave safe · Globally certified\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensively Yours","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic \/ White","offer_id":54087448985941,"sku":"MUG-CER-WHI","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/4292\/3861\/files\/mockup-5a5c25c289ed0b5d6a78daa1c544d34b.png?v=1780842762","url":"https:\/\/www.offensivelyyours.co.uk\/products\/11oz-mug-worlds-best-wanker-artwork","provider":"Offensively Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}