{"product_id":"11oz-mug-wanker-fuel-mug","title":"Wanker Fuel Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eE\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003every wanker needs a power source.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWhether it's the office wanker, the adventure wanker, the triathlon wanker, or just a general, all-purpose wanker, one thing unites them all. They run on hot drinks and misplaced confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis is that drink's official vessel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNo faff, no fuss. Just a mug that says exactly what it is and makes absolutely no apology for it. The gauge is pointing to full, which is frankly the most optimistic thing about their morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBrilliant on its own. Even better as part of a set with the Triathlon Wanker or Adventure Wanker mug for the wanker in your life who contains multitudes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eGlossy white, 11oz, dishwasher and microwave safe. Refill as required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e11oz · Glossy ceramic · Dishwasher and microwave safe · Full tank, zero shame\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensively Yours","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic \/ White","offer_id":54087447445845,"sku":"MUG-CER-WHI","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/4292\/3861\/files\/mockup-38833481680feedce4600d595178cb13.png?v=1780842757","url":"https:\/\/www.offensivelyyours.co.uk\/products\/11oz-mug-wanker-fuel-mug","provider":"Offensively Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}