{"product_id":"11oz-mug-fetch-it-mug","title":"Someone's Going to Have to Go and Fetch It Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eWe've waited long enough. It's time to take matters into our own hands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eSixty years of standing at the door, peering down the road, absolutely convinced it's just around the corner. Sixty years of tournament football, collective hope, and the same outcome. At this point it's not coming home on its own. Someone is going to have to go and get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eWho that person is remains unclear. The manager has yet to confirm the squad for the fetch. But the belief is there. It has always been there. And this mug will be ready and waiting when it finally arrives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eFor every England fan who has said it, meant it, and will say it again next time without a single shred of embarrassment. This is your mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ePairs perfectly with the rest of the World Cup range for the complete collection of hopeful, slightly exasperated England fan gear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eGlossy white, 11oz, dishwasher and microwave safe. This mug is going nowhere. Unlike whoever needs to go and fetch it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e11oz · Glossy ceramic · Dishwasher and microwave safe · Someone go and fetch it. Now.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensively Yours","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic \/ White","offer_id":54134733996373,"sku":"MUG-CER-WHI","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/4292\/3861\/files\/Leftside_Printing_a8d48a36-0388-42a8-9905-dd1a40171280.png?v=1781444622","url":"https:\/\/www.offensivelyyours.co.uk\/products\/11oz-mug-fetch-it-mug","provider":"Offensively Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}