{"product_id":"11oz-mug-caution-twat-drinking-mug","title":"Caution: Twat Drinking Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou have been warned.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYou have been warned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis is not a drill. Hazard tape has been deployed. The warning triangle is up. Proceed with caution. There's a twat in the vicinity, and they're fully caffeinated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe perfect mug for the person in the office who everyone knows about. You know the one. Bless them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAlso works brilliantly as a gift for a mate who has absolutely no self-awareness. They'll think it's ironic. It's not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eGlossy white ceramic, 11oz, dishwasher and microwave safe. Because even twats deserve hot tea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e11oz · Glossy ceramic · Dishwasher and microwave safe · Consider yourself warned\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensively Yours","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic \/ White","offer_id":54087442530645,"sku":"MUG-CER-WHI","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/4292\/3861\/files\/mockup-042b5424d85415e07066b56da90a4e13.png?v=1780842567","url":"https:\/\/www.offensivelyyours.co.uk\/products\/11oz-mug-caution-twat-drinking-mug","provider":"Offensively Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}