{"product_id":"11oz-mug-cat-staff-mug","title":"Professional Cat Staff, Unpaid Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProfessional cat staff. Unpaid.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eNo salary, no holiday pay, no say in the rota. Just full-time responsibility for feeding, opening doors on demand, and providing a lap on request. All for a cat who's never once said thank you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis one's for anyone who's technically the owner but knows exactly who's really in charge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGlossy white 11oz ceramic mug, unbothered cat on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e11oz · Glossy ceramic · Dishwasher and microwave safe · Duties never end\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensively Yours","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic \/ White","offer_id":54479154184533,"sku":"MUG-CER-WHI","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/4292\/3861\/files\/mockup-4a212fd2d3705ae8bddc5a83ccdb2d5e.png?v=1785168304","url":"https:\/\/www.offensivelyyours.co.uk\/products\/11oz-mug-cat-staff-mug","provider":"Offensively Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}