{"product_id":"11oz-mug-60-years-mug","title":"60 Years and It Still Hasn't Arrived Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eAt this point we're not even surprised.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eSixty years. Dozens of tournaments. Countless near misses, penalty shootouts, and moments of genuine hope that somehow, impossibly, still manage to end the same way. It hasn't arrived. It's not coming. And if it is coming, someone needs to have a serious word with whoever is handling the logistics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eWorse delivery than Evri. And that is saying something.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eFor the England fan who has waited, believed, checked the tracking, and been told it's just around the corner every four years since 1966. This is your mug. It understands. It has been here the whole time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eBrilliant on its own or paired with the full World Cup range for someone who appreciates both football and a very relatable delivery joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eGlossy white, 11oz, dishwasher and microwave safe. Unlike the World Cup, this mug will actually arrive and it will definitely show up when expected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e11oz · Glossy ceramic · Dishwasher and microwave safe · Delivery status: still pending since 1966\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensively Yours","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic \/ White","offer_id":54134728982869,"sku":"MUG-CER-WHI","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/4292\/3861\/files\/Leftside_Printing_2fa01a60-a0c4-4e35-9a36-ed45dca76959.png?v=1781444246","url":"https:\/\/www.offensivelyyours.co.uk\/products\/11oz-mug-60-years-mug","provider":"Offensively Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}