{"title":"Paws for Thought","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGifts for the people whose pets run the house. Dogs, cats, and everyone who's fully outranked by both.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"11oz-mug-fairy-dogmother-mug","title":"Fairy Dogmother Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor the person who loves every dog they meet unconditionally. Even the weird ones. Especially the weird ones.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYou know the type. First to crouch down on the pavement. Always has treats in their pocket. Every dog in the neighbourhood knows them by name, even if their owners don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis glossy white 11oz ceramic mug is the perfect gift for the self-appointed Fairy Dogmother in your life. Professional ear scratcher. Tummy rubber. Nose booper of some renown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eShe didn't choose the dog life. The dog life chose her. Repeatedly. In every park. 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Every single one.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis bag was made for the person who knows every dog in the neighbourhood by name but couldn't tell you their owner's. The one who always has treats in their pocket, crouches down on the pavement without a second thought, and considers a good nose boop a perfectly valid reason to be late.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e100% cotton, 10 litre capacity, and 67cm shoulder straps that sit properly so she can keep both hands free for the important stuff. Like ear scratching. Lightweight at 140gsm so it folds away easily between dog walking duties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ePairs brilliantly with the matching mug for the Fairy Dogmother in your life who deserves the full set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% cotton · 10 litre capacity · 67cm shoulder straps · 140gsm · Lightweight and reusable · Paw prints not included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensively Yours","offers":[{"title":"Natural","offer_id":54116434739541,"sku":"W101-NAT","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/4292\/3861\/files\/mockup-575bb5800e9aa5e8db71eb5930284c38.png?v=1781172956"},{"product_id":"ceramic-fridge-magnet-fairy-dogmother-magnets","title":"Fairy Dogmother Fridge Magnet","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFairy Dogmother Fridge Magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eFor the woman whose fridge deserves to know exactly who she is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eRight there in the kitchen, between the vet appointment reminder and the dog food delivery confirmation, this magnet proudly states what everyone already knows. She is the Fairy Dogmother. It's official. It's in print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eA lovely little gift on its own or the perfect finishing touch to the mug and tote for the dog lover in your life who has fully committed to the identity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ePrinted, sturdy, and at 5mm thick it stays put. Unlike the dogs, who go absolutely everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApprox 5 x 7cm · 5mm thick · Printed fridge magnet · Paw prints included, actual paws not\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensively Yours","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":54116437754197,"sku":"CERAMIC-MAGNET","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/4292\/3861\/files\/mockup-dbb05ef28fd882ebdbb531251995e27a.png?v=1781173027"},{"product_id":"greeting-cards-fairy-dogmother-a5-card-fairy-dogmother-a5-card","title":"Fairy Dogmother Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor the woman who loves every dog she's ever met. Without exception. Including the bitey ones.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis is the card for the Fairy Dogmother in your life. The one who remembers your dog's birthday but might forget yours. The one every dog gravitates towards at a party. The one who, honestly, you suspect the dogs like more than they like you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eTell her what she is. In writing. With paw prints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eWorks brilliantly as a birthday card, a thank you, or just a completely unprompted appreciation of someone who makes the world better one nose boop at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eBlank inside so you can add your own words, though \"you're the Fairy Dogmother and we love you for it\" covers it pretty well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ePrinted in the UK on 300gsm matte card, because she deserves quality. 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