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Hazard tape has been deployed. The warning triangle is up. Proceed with caution. There's a twat in the vicinity, and they're fully caffeinated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe perfect mug for the person in the office who everyone knows about. You know the one. Bless them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAlso works brilliantly as a gift for a mate who has absolutely no self-awareness. They'll think it's ironic. It's not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eGlossy white ceramic, 11oz, dishwasher and microwave safe. 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It's You Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinally, someone said it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eFor the person who is done being polite about it. Done with the passive aggressive emails, the meetings that could have been texts, and the people who reply-all for absolutely no reason. This mug says what everyone in the room is thinking but nobody has the nerve to actually say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eCute little hearts included, because even a takedown deserves a bit of presentation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eMakes a brilliant Valentine's gift for someone with a sense of humour. Even better as an everyday desk mug for anyone who has simply had enough. You'll know who that is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eGlossy white, 11oz, dishwasher and microwave safe. No hard feelings. Well. Some feelings. Mostly yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e11oz · Glossy ceramic · Dishwasher and microwave safe · Hearts included, apologies not\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensively Yours","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic \/ White","offer_id":54110686314837,"sku":"MUG-CER-WHI","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/4292\/3861\/files\/Leftside_Printing_6d4618ab-4f00-4b8c-ba75-8b7f697e9e8c.png?v=1781098095"},{"product_id":"11oz-mug-four-years-of-hope-mug","title":"Four Years of Hope... 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scrollbar-width: thin; scrollbar-color: rgba(31, 31, 30, 0.35) rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(1, minmax(0px, 1fr)); gap: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid color(srgb 0.0431373 0.0431373 0.0431373 \/ 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px 32px 0px 8px; outline-color: rgb(37, 107, 193); scrollbar-width: thin; scrollbar-color: rgba(31, 31, 30, 0.35) rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Anthropic Serif', Georgia, 'Arial Hebrew', 'Noto Sans Hebrew', 'Times New Roman', Times, 'Hiragino Sans', 'Yu Gothic', Meiryo, 'Noto Sans CJK JP', 'PingFang TC', 'Microsoft JhengHei', 'Noto Sans CJK TC', 'PingFang SC', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Malgun Gothic', 'Noto Sans CJK KR', serif; font-size: 1rem; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.5; overflow-wrap: break-word; white-space: normal; min-width: 0px;\"\u003eThe official mug of the England football fan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid color(srgb 0.0431373 0.0431373 0.0431373 \/ 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px 32px 0px 8px; outline-color: rgb(37, 107, 193); scrollbar-width: thin; scrollbar-color: rgba(31, 31, 30, 0.35) rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Anthropic Serif', Georgia, 'Arial Hebrew', 'Noto Sans Hebrew', 'Times New Roman', Times, 'Hiragino Sans', 'Yu Gothic', Meiryo, 'Noto Sans CJK JP', 'PingFang TC', 'Microsoft JhengHei', 'Noto Sans CJK TC', 'PingFang SC', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Malgun Gothic', 'Noto Sans CJK KR', serif; font-size: 1rem; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.5; overflow-wrap: break-word; white-space: normal; min-width: 0px;\"\u003eEvery tournament starts the same way. The optimism. The wallchart. The genuine, heartfelt belief that this time, finally, it's happening. Then the first game kicks off and within twenty minutes you're already questioning your life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid color(srgb 0.0431373 0.0431373 0.0431373 \/ 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px 32px 0px 8px; outline-color: rgb(37, 107, 193); scrollbar-width: thin; scrollbar-color: rgba(31, 31, 30, 0.35) rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Anthropic Serif', Georgia, 'Arial Hebrew', 'Noto Sans Hebrew', 'Times New Roman', Times, 'Hiragino Sans', 'Yu Gothic', Meiryo, 'Noto Sans CJK JP', 'PingFang TC', 'Microsoft JhengHei', 'Noto Sans CJK TC', 'PingFang SC', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Malgun Gothic', 'Noto Sans CJK KR', serif; font-size: 1rem; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.5; overflow-wrap: break-word; white-space: normal; min-width: 0px;\"\u003eThis mug gets it. It has always got it. It will continue to get it for the foreseeable future.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid color(srgb 0.0431373 0.0431373 0.0431373 \/ 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px 32px 0px 8px; outline-color: rgb(37, 107, 193); scrollbar-width: thin; scrollbar-color: rgba(31, 31, 30, 0.35) rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Anthropic Serif', Georgia, 'Arial Hebrew', 'Noto Sans Hebrew', 'Times New Roman', Times, 'Hiragino Sans', 'Yu Gothic', Meiryo, 'Noto Sans CJK JP', 'PingFang TC', 'Microsoft JhengHei', 'Noto Sans CJK TC', 'PingFang SC', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Malgun Gothic', 'Noto Sans CJK KR', serif; font-size: 1rem; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.5; overflow-wrap: break-word; white-space: normal; min-width: 0px;\"\u003eFor the fan who keeps coming back anyway, because that's just what you do. Hope is not a strategy, but it is apparently a lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid color(srgb 0.0431373 0.0431373 0.0431373 \/ 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px 32px 0px 8px; outline-color: rgb(37, 107, 193); scrollbar-width: thin; scrollbar-color: rgba(31, 31, 30, 0.35) rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Anthropic Serif', Georgia, 'Arial Hebrew', 'Noto Sans Hebrew', 'Times New Roman', Times, 'Hiragino Sans', 'Yu Gothic', Meiryo, 'Noto Sans CJK JP', 'PingFang TC', 'Microsoft JhengHei', 'Noto Sans CJK TC', 'PingFang SC', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Malgun Gothic', 'Noto Sans CJK KR', serif; font-size: 1rem; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.5; overflow-wrap: break-word; white-space: normal; min-width: 0px;\"\u003ePairs perfectly with the matching t-shirt and water bottle for the complete collection of dignified, heavily caffeinated despair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid color(srgb 0.0431373 0.0431373 0.0431373 \/ 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px 32px 0px 8px; outline-color: rgb(37, 107, 193); scrollbar-width: thin; scrollbar-color: rgba(31, 31, 30, 0.35) rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Anthropic Serif', Georgia, 'Arial Hebrew', 'Noto Sans Hebrew', 'Times New Roman', Times, 'Hiragino Sans', 'Yu Gothic', Meiryo, 'Noto Sans CJK JP', 'PingFang TC', 'Microsoft JhengHei', 'Noto Sans CJK TC', 'PingFang SC', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Malgun Gothic', 'Noto Sans CJK KR', serif; font-size: 1rem; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.5; overflow-wrap: break-word; white-space: normal; min-width: 0px;\"\u003eGlossy white, 11oz, dishwasher and microwave safe. Unlike the tournament, this one won't let you down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid color(srgb 0.0431373 0.0431373 0.0431373 \/ 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px 32px 0px 8px; outline-color: rgb(37, 107, 193); scrollbar-width: thin; scrollbar-color: rgba(31, 31, 30, 0.35) rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Anthropic Serif', Georgia, 'Arial Hebrew', 'Noto Sans Hebrew', 'Times New Roman', Times, 'Hiragino Sans', 'Yu Gothic', Meiryo, 'Noto Sans CJK JP', 'PingFang TC', 'Microsoft JhengHei', 'Noto Sans CJK TC', 'PingFang SC', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Malgun Gothic', 'Noto Sans CJK KR', serif; font-size: 1rem; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.5; overflow-wrap: break-word; white-space: normal; min-width: 0px;\"\u003e11oz · Glossy ceramic · Dishwasher and microwave safe · Hope sold separately\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex justify-start\" role=\"group\" aria-label=\"Message actions\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; 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Not at home on the sofa. In a pub car park. In the dark. Trying to compose yourself before going back in to pretend everything's fine. We've all been there. Nobody talks about it. This mug does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eFootball is many things. Thrilling. Infuriating. Occasionally brilliant. But at its core, for the true fan, it is a sport that will eventually have you standing outside a Wetherspoons at 10pm questioning your life choices. And you'll be back next week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eFor every fan who has lived this moment and refuses to be ashamed of it. Which is all of them, frankly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eGlossy white, 11oz, dishwasher and microwave safe. The mug won't let you down. 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Unlike certain penalty takers, this mug will not let you down at the crucial moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e11oz · Glossy ceramic · Dishwasher and microwave safe · The penalties are not up for discussion\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensively Yours","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic \/ White","offer_id":54124708168021,"sku":"MUG-CER-WHI","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/4292\/3861\/files\/mockup-be8d4b748fffe9879e2aa365014e42f1.png?v=1781263038"},{"product_id":"11oz-mug-1966-called-mug","title":"1966 Called. It's Still the Last Time. Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe mug that tells it like it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eEvery England fan knows this feeling. 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